Frequent Fan Program

We are excited to offer our die-hard fan(s) some special deals for being so peachy!

When you sign up for our Frequent Fan Program, the following will happen:

*You will be instantly cooler with the ladies (or the mens-folk).

*You will have access to our Secret Ninja Track Downloads on our website. Entire songs that we've recorded, but have not released for one reason or another. Trust me. You want these. They will rock you harder than the Scorpions in an actual hurricane.

*You will receive a really cool laminated Frequent Fan Card which after attending shows entitles you to free Skirts merchandise. (More details to come. We have some dope bling-bling in the works.)

*You will be signed up on our ultra-rad e-mail list which will keep you up to date on our coming and goings and whatnot.

To enroll in the Frequent Fan Program, simply write to
thesafetyskirts@hotmail.com with the following:

Name
Address
E-mail
Favorite Skirt (No! Don't! Our little egos couldn't stand it!)

Signing up has its privileges! You WILL sign up! (jedi mind trick)

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